So, the Little Hunneydoo left the house this morning for work, only to discover that some piece of shit crackhead had broken into her vehicle overnight and stolen the dollar that we keep there for the shopping cart at the gocery store. He/She also took the garage door remote that was on her sun visor.
If the POS CH let him/herself into the garage, they neither touched my car nor made off with anything else. Nor did POS CH wreck the Little Hunneydoo's lock or smash her windows. So mostly, we are inconvenienced in that we have to reprogram the garage door opener so that the stolen one won't work. And that means borrowing a ladder that we don't have, yadda yadda. Whatever. It could have been much worse. I'm not actually complaining. Much.
But after describing the event to my co-workers (who, it seems, never pass up a chance to prove how profoundly ignorant they are), Princess Anne said, "It was probably one of those Occupy Our Town jerks."
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Yeah, because people who are peacefully protesting the appalling corporate greed that is rampant in our consumer-based society are all about stealing, you fucking moron.
Whether you agree with the Occupy movement or not, that comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Last week I applied at the local humane society for the position of Administrative Assistant/Receptionist. It pays three dollars less than I am currently making with these brain dead shitheels.
And I don't care.
If the POS CH let him/herself into the garage, they neither touched my car nor made off with anything else. Nor did POS CH wreck the Little Hunneydoo's lock or smash her windows. So mostly, we are inconvenienced in that we have to reprogram the garage door opener so that the stolen one won't work. And that means borrowing a ladder that we don't have, yadda yadda. Whatever. It could have been much worse. I'm not actually complaining. Much.
But after describing the event to my co-workers (who, it seems, never pass up a chance to prove how profoundly ignorant they are), Princess Anne said, "It was probably one of those Occupy Our Town jerks."
...
Yeah, because people who are peacefully protesting the appalling corporate greed that is rampant in our consumer-based society are all about stealing, you fucking moron.
Whether you agree with the Occupy movement or not, that comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Last week I applied at the local humane society for the position of Administrative Assistant/Receptionist. It pays three dollars less than I am currently making with these brain dead shitheels.
And I don't care.
4 comments:
Heaven help the person who brings in an animal to have it put down because it's no longer a cute baby!!!
Yeah, I can't imagine that would happen at the EHS though, as they are a no-kill facility, as long as the animal is in good health and can be socialized.
But I'm sure the EHS neverthe less sees its share of shitheaps.
You would be one very tough broad in my opinion, if you take that job! On the other hand, I know you could do a lot of good. And, you'd be servicing shitheaps for a good cause-!
P.S. You have to put a deposit on a shopping cart? I guess that's one way of discouraging theft...
My brother-in-law had his car broken into once. It was unlocked, because it didn't run. The thief broke a back window, crawled through the back seat, ignored everything else in the vehicle and pried out the non-working stereo. Then, I suppose, crawled out through the broken back window again.
Sounds like that thief would get along fine with your co-workers. Do you think they can be socialised, or would you have to put them down if they were brought in?
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