Tuesday 20 December 2011

Dental Damn

It's official: effective January 1, 2012, Teeth is my new boss.

I confess, I am all astonishment. I have a number of questions that I would like to ask Head Office Lady, questions like,

1. "Are you serious?"

2. "Are you desperate?"

3. "Is this really the best you could do?"

4. "Have you actually met Teeth?"

So now the job hunt is on in earnest.

3 comments:

Pisser said...

JESUS H. CHRiST JUMPED UP ON A PoGO STiCK!!! Those are ALL very valid questions. In fact, I would ask the same exact ones of the Republican Party re: Newt. Except for the whole Canadian thing, I would say they should run Teeth. I'm so sorry. This is an outrage-!

Pisser said...

P.S. Dental Damn....ahahahahhhh!

batgirl said...

Wow. Usually decisions that stupid require a full committee to come up with them.